the Vault-Tec future is here!

[mustinvestigate]

Sales of luxe doomsday bunkers up 1,000%

Sure, it looks like a super-sweet crash pad in that artist's rendering, but you and I know the reality is going to be dingy rusted corridors, one bed per family, and a single diner with three booths. And maybe a panther.

Where can I apply?

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Comments

No one ever enters. And no one ever leaves.

[scarlet_carsons]

Is this real life?

Sadly I can only afford a door propped up against a wall, but that bunker has a sinister resemblance to the UK Big Brother house, so I think I'd rather take my chances with the hellish post-apocalpytic wasteland instead.

Re: No one ever enters. And no one ever leaves.

[mustinvestigate]

Is that booklet for real? Wow. I think the zombie survival guide would be a little more helpful.

I really need to see that miniseries that puts Big Brother in a zombie apocolypse.

Re: No one ever enters. And no one ever leaves.

[scarlet_carsons]

There were a series of Protect and Survive information films, too. They encourage you to wrap your dead relatives in bin bags and put little name tags on them, which I find very British.

Dead Set was awesome, but I'm biased because I'm a Charlie Brooker fangirl.