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[mustbemad]

Oh, gracious. You know... not even my Mistress spoiled me so. Perhaps especially not, now that I say it.

If this continues, I'll have to consider myself rather the popular cat. I don't really like chocolate, though. It's not my thing- and though the flowers smell rather heady... it's quite intoxicating.

My favorites are this and this-

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totally typing with one hand because he's too busy EATING THE CAT'S CHOCOLATE WITH THE OTHER

[mad_here]

Shhutip

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Surprise~

[mad_here]

Did you only do it to be obnoxious?

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No. There are plenty of reasons to be thankful for you, Alice.

[mad_here]

I can already tell you're going to say something perverted.

[mustbemad]

Shall I leave it to your imagination, then, since you are so wise?

[mad_here]

I didn't say you had to leave.

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Then I shan't.

[mad_here]

I've been talking to other Alices, you know.

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I know.

[mad_here]

They're quite pretty, don't you think?

[mustbemad]

They are.

1/4

[mad_here]

But what I've noticed is, there's a always an ----

[mad_here]

It's not that I'm going to anyway, because it's stupid, but -

[mad_here]

That is, if it's traditional, then maybe, I suppose, although I don't -

[mad_here]

Does every Alice have to wear the apron?