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[mustbemad]

Oh, gracious. You know... not even my Mistress spoiled me so. Perhaps especially not, now that I say it.

If this continues, I'll have to consider myself rather the popular cat. I don't really like chocolate, though. It's not my thing- and though the flowers smell rather heady... it's quite intoxicating.

My favorites are this and this-

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totally typing with one hand because he's too busy EATING THE CAT'S CHOCOLATE WITH THE OTHER

[mad_here]

Shhutip

[mustbemad]

Would you prefer I persecute you for it? I could arrange that, perhaps- cats know people.

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[mad_here]

The Cheshire cat doesn't know anyone, and no one knows the Cheshire cat.

[mad_here]

Besides of which, cats don't eat chocolate. It makes them sick.

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[mustbemad]

But they say everyone loves Alice, but in this place- look who got more gifts~

[mustbemad]

Which is why I'll forgive you!

[mad_here]

You don't have to put yourself over it. I'm fine with your not forgiving me.

[mustbemad]

But we'll get along so poorly if I begrudge you.

[mad_here]

Aren't grudges regrets?

[mustbemad]

That depends on the grudge.

[mad_here]

It wasn't good chocolate anyway.

[mustbemad]

More's the pity.

[mad_here]

Aren't you going to thank me I saved you from it?

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[mustbemad]

It's suppose true, like you said- I might have overeaten, and gotten ill.

[mustbemad]

Thank you, for saving me, Alice.

[mad_here]

I didn't... think you'd do it.