You can ONLY answer Yes or No ( Read more... )

AAww kitty il love you whether you meow or not! :-)


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You are such a good friend and soo special but opppss so are another 30 ( Read more... )

I'm so sick of doing dishes. I hate dishes, with unnatural passion ( Read more... )

I was contemplating joining the LJ community on Depression. I read one post and decided that it would just be too depressing. Contrary to becoming positive. Seriously, for the most part, the only angsty ramblings I'm interested in are my own. Yes, I am that self-absorbed. I just cannot read countless posts about cutting, and suicide, and generally ( Read more... )

Eh!? Oh mi god I've just had a massive row with a friend of mine Joanna. Never guess what over. Not men or best friends jealousy crap but Capital Punishment and society! wtf!? didnt see that one coming I can tell yas ( Read more... )

I dont find jokes all that funny but thought this one was cute! :-0 ( Read more... )

Stooopid!
Gaaaaah! I just washed a £20 note! I just put it through a 40 degree wash. Fortunately it seems to be ok and the only difference is a strong smell of Tesco's Cedar and Geranium fabric conditioner. Sometimes I am astonished by my own stupidity.
Who else does these crazy things! :-)

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push ( Read more... )