i turned around and saw my two feet on the ground.

fuck it.

hope everyone's doing well!

where have i been?

i miss winter.
i can't wait for it to be fall.

bryan & i adopted a kitty today ( Read more... )

for those of you who work in the arts/entertainment industry (or follow it) and like PG rated attempts to stick-it-to-the-man.
which is me.
so if you love me.
watch it.

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post-script: yes, i love drew carey. this is one of the main reasons why and no, i still don't understand. he's just. idk. milo from the descendents sometimes.

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every time you guess the 6-letter word on text twist you have to drink.
i win again.

today i saw a man walking down the street and thought,
"wow, that tissue looks really soft."

i've been sick for way, way too long.

LADY SOVEREIGN IS TOURING WITH GWEN STEFANI.

i win.