Most people play a sport. I have a lot of sex.

"Oh my god. I don't know what the hell I was having before but it sure wasn't sex."

I just took the gold medal for tsawwassen

After she has gone, he stands and listens...To the water, the trees, the insects. Autumn is coming. Autumn...and something else. Something dark. In the corner of his eye, a sudden blur of grey, moving through the treetops, up to the right. He turns, focusing. It's gone. He stands. He wonders...What comes with the autumn ( Read more... )

You think you know me. You think you know what I am. What I am capable of. You know nothing. I am grace. I am beauty. I am death. I am the hunter. You think you know me?

Today I got bored on my 15 minute break at work and made a tattoo appointment.

I should not be allowed to get bored, for it costs me the lower half of my leg. On the bright-side (the whole thing) I'm super stoked and this is gonna look more bad-ass than your grandmother in leather on the back of a harley with her arms around Marilyn Manson.

I wonder when its gonna stop being fun for me ( Read more... )

I'm a goddamn snob. I get so irritated by really dumb crap.
Oh and I'm a horrible human being. I'd probably be a good something else though. Like a panther. Or komodo dragon.

I'll let you make me.

Selfishselfishselfish
Do it.

Dog in gutter. Tire tracks on burst stomach.

AHHH SWOON.
He knows me fairly well I'd say.

On another tangent:

He looked at her, smiling.
"Haven't you ever been in love before?"
She said.
"Shut up."

"Overall, your answer indicates an understanding of lessons 1-4. I look forward to your next paper"

Hah-hah. Joke's on you. I didn't read lessons 1-4.
I'm a genius.
Or an idiot

It's all just a big joke.
One huge joke
I choose to laugh at it all.