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[Locked to Chase and Spider]
Hey, either of you seen Gert around today? She's usually pretty reliable, but she hasn't showed up for work yet. Tried her cell, it went to voicemail. -
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Man, it's so cool that Dad gave me a trip here as a graduation present. I guess it's a bit expensive for a high school grad present - I mean, most of my friends are going to Europe instead - but whatever, this is way more awesome, and it's not like we don't have the money. It'll give me time to think about college and shit too, I suppose. -
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Oh god oh god oh god, please let it be the drugs.
[locked to Spider]
Nothing happened. Or will happen.
We are not speaking of this again.Ever.
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I have a carton of cigarettes and two bottles of tequila. I am not stopping until the last four days have been erased from my mind forever. -
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As it would appear I'm not the only one here to escape the tyrannies of motherhood, I propose a girls night out! Tomorrow night sound cool?
The last column collection's been doing really well, so first round's on me ;) -
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Man, it must be the drugs this time - Mom's been dead almost ten years now, there's no way in hell this is for real.
(After the kid left, Spider returned to his usual ranting drug-addled state. I'm almost relieved.) -
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You know, after everything else I've seen here, a murder, no matter how strange the circumstances, seems almost refreshingly normal.
....Five bucks says this is more Weird ShitTM -
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Oh God.
You guys.
I think someone's replaced Spider with a clone or something. Or I'm having some sort of fucked up trip, but I've gotten pretty good at telling when the cereal's been laced with something. -
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[Private]
Pluses to no Channon:
-no mention of The Incident
-boys pay attention to me instead of her breasts
---> unfortunately some of these boys may actually be girls
Minuses to no Channon:
-nobody to sit on Spider while I make my escape
-nobody to bitch about Spider to
-shopping alone is kind of boring
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Attention City II
If you see an unattractive bald naked man covered in tatoos running around claiming to be your new god, please ignore him. Or better yet, give me a call. I've got a tranquilizer gun here with his name on it (no, really, it does actually say 'Spider Emasculator' on the side in marker ( Read more... ) -
Attention City
If you see this man please shoot to incapacitate. I want the fucker alive and talking.
I recommend the crotch - you'll be doing humanity a great, great favor, trust me.