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[murder_thoughts]

[Locked to Chase and Spider]

Hey, either of you seen Gert around today? She's usually pretty reliable, but she hasn't showed up for work yet. Tried her cell, it went to voicemail.

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By transcendental meditation he means watching sumo wrestling with a bucket of caribou eyes.

[two_tugs]

The filthy intern? No sign of her. But then, I wouldn't have noticed. I've been practicing transcendental meditation - if I'm going to conduct an interview series I'll need all the serenity I can cheat the universe out of.

Hm. The cat's usual offertory pile of gecko leavings hasn't been cleaned up...

[murder_thoughts]

Yeah, yeah, I'll take care of it.

[poor_upbringing]

I was just gonna ask if your crazy old guy had called her in early - she wasn't in school today.

[murder_thoughts]

Huh. Nope, he's spending some quality time with the television, I think. Weird. Will let you know if I see anything.