Cesc-Spam! Tercera Parte
Yesh I know this is WAAAAAYYYY overdue, so I will not waste time and will begin with
When we left off with Cesc, he was trying to decide wether or not to join the Spanish National Team.
When Aragones went to Cesc, he creeped Cesc out because well, anyone would be really creeped out if Aragones touched them
So then it was up to his fellow Spaniard, Xabi, had the task to convince Cesc to join the NT.
Xabi:I will give you my jersey if you join the National Team ;)
Cesc: Merh... well I DO look good in Yellow so OK I will think about it =)
But it was I'ker who managed to bring Cesc to the NT due to his schmexiness
I'ker & Cesc: Word
And so began "Cesc and La Furia Roja"
They boys were pretty excited
=O YAY!!!
Carles seemed to be pretty excited as well
*glomp*
Cesc impressed the boys a lot during training in many ways...
By showing them that you can have a belly and schmexy abs at the same time
How he was better at Ballet than Xabi the team's official man-ballerina
And mostly how he was able to keep the ball up in the air with out touching it
Cesc and Sergio Ramos became good friends, probably because they could share haircare secrets, they laughed together
And they boogey-oggied together
They also skipped with their arms linked
Though Ramos seemed to mind Cesc's dorkiness at times
Cesc: ZOMG A BALL!
Cesc and Torres also became good friends, mostly because Cesc did not laugh in Fernando's hair due to his baldness ;-;(he waited until Fernando had turned around)
They would jog together
And party like rockstars together
However, Jose Antonio Reyes was not happy at no longer being the only Gunner in training and began to bully poor Cesc
And so Cesc became emo =(
We interrupt this picspam because Andrea is busy crying and trying to fix her broken heart
And no one could make Cesc feel better
Not Pernia's supah funny jokes(I be ghetto yo)
Or Aragone's creepiness
Appalled that Cesc had not been creeped out by him, Aragones went to talk to Reyes to make Cesc feel better
But to no avail, so Torres, sad that now Cesc could not give him hair advice, went to talk to Reyes
The result was, well... have you ever wondered why Reyes was hanging on a goal post?
And so Cesc was happy again
As a result started doing stripteases again
WARNING: THE PHOTOGRAPHS COMING UP MIGHT CAUSE A TEMPORARY COMA DUE TO EXTREME SEXINESS You have been warned
And the boys lived happily ever after in their nice suits
*NO HOTLINKING
*Cross-posted to spain_de_futbol, footygirlsinc, and cesc_fabregas18
When we left off with Cesc, he was trying to decide wether or not to join the Spanish National Team.
When Aragones went to Cesc, he creeped Cesc out because well, anyone would be really creeped out if Aragones touched them
So then it was up to his fellow Spaniard, Xabi, had the task to convince Cesc to join the NT.
Xabi:I will give you my jersey if you join the National Team ;)
Cesc: Merh... well I DO look good in Yellow so OK I will think about it =)
But it was I'ker who managed to bring Cesc to the NT due to his schmexiness
I'ker & Cesc: Word
And so began "Cesc and La Furia Roja"
They boys were pretty excited
=O YAY!!!
Carles seemed to be pretty excited as well
*glomp*
Cesc impressed the boys a lot during training in many ways...
By showing them that you can have a belly and schmexy abs at the same time
How he was better at Ballet than Xabi the team's official man-ballerina
And mostly how he was able to keep the ball up in the air with out touching it
Cesc and Sergio Ramos became good friends, probably because they could share haircare secrets, they laughed together
And they boogey-oggied together
They also skipped with their arms linked
Though Ramos seemed to mind Cesc's dorkiness at times
Cesc: ZOMG A BALL!
Cesc and Torres also became good friends, mostly because Cesc did not laugh in Fernando's hair due to his baldness ;-;(he waited until Fernando had turned around)
They would jog together
And party like rockstars together
However, Jose Antonio Reyes was not happy at no longer being the only Gunner in training and began to bully poor Cesc
And so Cesc became emo =(
We interrupt this picspam because Andrea is busy crying and trying to fix her broken heart
And no one could make Cesc feel better
Not Pernia's supah funny jokes(I be ghetto yo)
Or Aragone's creepiness
Appalled that Cesc had not been creeped out by him, Aragones went to talk to Reyes to make Cesc feel better
But to no avail, so Torres, sad that now Cesc could not give him hair advice, went to talk to Reyes
The result was, well... have you ever wondered why Reyes was hanging on a goal post?
And so Cesc was happy again
As a result started doing stripteases again
WARNING: THE PHOTOGRAPHS COMING UP MIGHT CAUSE A TEMPORARY COMA DUE TO EXTREME SEXINESS You have been warned
And the boys lived happily ever after in their nice suits
*NO HOTLINKING
*Cross-posted to spain_de_futbol, footygirlsinc, and cesc_fabregas18