Cesc-Spam!!! Parte Deux
Yesh I'm back and I got overwhelming responses yesterday XD
So I am very glad you enjoyed it
Again
NO HOTLINKING
And Not dial-up safe at all!!!
We now pick up the spam with
Young Cesc heard from his agent that the best football club Arsenal was interested in him so he met with a god among men Arsene Wenger
And so Cesc joined Arsenal and began training
He showed a lot of team spirit by having the team logo in his beanie(surely getting the loss of his hideous mullet
Despite trying his best to impress Arsene and to get a shot in the first team Cesc sometimes got distracted
He often chose to leave practice to go party with some friends... and a dinosaur, whom he did not really like
Cesc would also read great Spanish literature... about mullets
Other times if he got bored during training he would practice his modeling, refusing to admit his modeling career never had taken off
If training was especially boring, Cesc would imitate the beatles and show off his legs
Cesc had a thing for shiny objects, and when Arsenal won something shiny you could be sure that Cesc would be nearby
He would even take the shiny object from his team mates, because well, Cesc has sharing issues
See! Little Cesc was even a bit of a photo-hog, always wanting to be in the center of attention, the main focus in pictures
When Cesc got to play, it took him a while to incoorporate himself to the game, not realizing that he needed to kick the ball to play football
It took a lesson from Reyes to make him realize that football is played with the feet, regardless of location
Reyes: Cesc, a veces eres medio bobo por no saber que tienes que patear la pelota
Cesc: OOOOOh, ya entiendo =)
And a small meeting with le Roi Thierry
Thierry: Cesc just kick the ball
Cesc: OK, can I have a cookie?
Thierry: 0.o Sure
Then he finally got into the game and began playing well
Cesc even learned to fly in order to be a better footballer
Cesc never missed out on a chance to celebrate goals with his team mates
Even if he had to get off the pitch to do it
Or jump on top of people
Cesc was so obsessed with celebrating goals that he would run on the pitch
Other times he would get drunk with happiness and Thierry would have to lead him by pointing at shiny objects(remember how Cesc loves shiny things?)
Cesc's goal celebrations included a striptease
Despite his best efforts, Cesc sometimes got distracted on the pitch and lied down
Sometime he had chats with opponents about haircare in the middle of games
Or ate healthy food, to promote the comsuption of fruits and vegetables among Arsenal fans
When Cesc wasn't distracted or celebrating or giving stripteases he was the one sacrificed chosen to calm Jens down
See because no one wants a mad Jens(especially not after you if you hotlink)
Anyway back to Cesc
Cesc became so obsessed with Arsenal that he even got a tote with the Arsenal logo on it
Despite loving Arsenal, Cesc wanted more, he wanted to play for Spain
And that is where I will stop and I will pick up tomorrow with Tercera Parte: Cesc y La Furia Roja
Oooh and a picture of Robin because I had no where else to put it and I really like it =P
So I am very glad you enjoyed it
Again
NO HOTLINKING
And Not dial-up safe at all!!!
We now pick up the spam with
Young Cesc heard from his agent that the best football club Arsenal was interested in him so he met with a god among men Arsene Wenger
And so Cesc joined Arsenal and began training
He showed a lot of team spirit by having the team logo in his beanie(surely getting the loss of his hideous mullet
Despite trying his best to impress Arsene and to get a shot in the first team Cesc sometimes got distracted
He often chose to leave practice to go party with some friends... and a dinosaur, whom he did not really like
Cesc would also read great Spanish literature... about mullets
Other times if he got bored during training he would practice his modeling, refusing to admit his modeling career never had taken off
If training was especially boring, Cesc would imitate the beatles and show off his legs
Cesc had a thing for shiny objects, and when Arsenal won something shiny you could be sure that Cesc would be nearby
He would even take the shiny object from his team mates, because well, Cesc has sharing issues
See! Little Cesc was even a bit of a photo-hog, always wanting to be in the center of attention, the main focus in pictures
When Cesc got to play, it took him a while to incoorporate himself to the game, not realizing that he needed to kick the ball to play football
It took a lesson from Reyes to make him realize that football is played with the feet, regardless of location
Reyes: Cesc, a veces eres medio bobo por no saber que tienes que patear la pelota
Cesc: OOOOOh, ya entiendo =)
And a small meeting with le Roi Thierry
Thierry: Cesc just kick the ball
Cesc: OK, can I have a cookie?
Thierry: 0.o Sure
Then he finally got into the game and began playing well
Cesc even learned to fly in order to be a better footballer
Cesc never missed out on a chance to celebrate goals with his team mates
Even if he had to get off the pitch to do it
Or jump on top of people
Cesc was so obsessed with celebrating goals that he would run on the pitch
Other times he would get drunk with happiness and Thierry would have to lead him by pointing at shiny objects(remember how Cesc loves shiny things?)
Cesc's goal celebrations included a striptease
Despite his best efforts, Cesc sometimes got distracted on the pitch and lied down
Sometime he had chats with opponents about haircare in the middle of games
Or ate healthy food, to promote the comsuption of fruits and vegetables among Arsenal fans
When Cesc wasn't distracted or celebrating or giving stripteases he was the one sacrificed chosen to calm Jens down
See because no one wants a mad Jens(especially not after you if you hotlink)
Anyway back to Cesc
Cesc became so obsessed with Arsenal that he even got a tote with the Arsenal logo on it
Despite loving Arsenal, Cesc wanted more, he wanted to play for Spain
And that is where I will stop and I will pick up tomorrow with Tercera Parte: Cesc y La Furia Roja
Oooh and a picture of Robin because I had no where else to put it and I really like it =P