Eight fires set

[muffled_noises]

*Pyro knows that smell; it's part of what powers his flamethrower, after all. He's mostly annoyed he still can't light fires*

...Miakis, please don't light any candles if you like the house in one piece. There's a gas leak...

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[brbpouncingyou]

[[He freezes to a halt, obviously not taking this too well.]]

...

[[He turns around, a terrified look on his face.]]

Spy... Spy's gone?!

[muffled_noises]

*he stops a little bit ahead of Hunter now*

...Yeah.

[brbpouncingyou]

[[He goes quiet, staring at the ground. His shoulders move up and down, like he's sobbing.

Except after a moment, he tilts his head up, a crazy grin on his face. He's laughing in a horrible, horrible way.]]

Heh...hahaAhAa... HEHEHAHAHAA... AHAHAHAHA!!!

[[Yeah. Mayfield's really done a number now.]]

I get it! This is... this is all just a big fuckin' practical joke against me. It's so fuckin' funny!

[[He strides over to the nearest drone, a little girl, and grabs her neck. The chainsaw falls to the ground with a thud.]]

Make me human and give me proper emotions! And then, once I get attached to people, take them away from me!

[[He squeezes tightly, then puts his other hand around her neck, and begins to snap her neck ever-so-slowly.]]

Haha... AHAHAHA.... H̰̺͉͋̾̊Ä̼͈͈̫̌͆ͫ͝H͙͎̠͖͈ͬ̆̀̄̀ͮ̈́̐Ạ̴̥͇͇̲͇͉͆ͯ̋͆̀̾ͫH͑̔ͬ̄̅̇́͐̿͏̴̻͉̘̪͡A̿ͦ̋͢҉͙̠̬H͚̗͍͎̦̃ͧ̉ͦͯ̚͠A̸͔͈͉̭͇̳̣̗̎ͩ̃ͬ̈́̈́H̵̩̺̪̮̥̺ͪ͂̃ͫͣ͋ͣ͘À̵̻̱̆͋̄͗ͩͮ͘H͍̖̪̘̻̤͈ͨ͗ͣ̄̎͜A̷͍͋̇̏̈́̊̐̑͜!̛͎̫͎͙̿̃́ͤ̓ͪ͞!̵̡̹̻̭͚̤̎͛ͮ̚͝!̛̦͓̤̈́̋͊̿͜

[[The little girl's neck snaps, and she goes limp. He throws her aside and picks up

[muffled_noises]

*Well. That startled him. He trails after, quite a bit slower now. He had dealt with insanity, but that...was something entirely new*

You were friends with him?

[brbpouncingyou]

[[That same shit-eating grin is on his face. He's laughing to himself.]]

Friends? Oh, yes! Yes, we were! In fact, he made me remember things I had long since forgotten.

[[He laughs once hard, fingers rapping on the handle of the chainsaw.]]

Hell, I wanted to fuck the guy. Of course, he was into that, but I understood. Oh, I understood just fine.

[[He turns around to give Pyro a similar crazy look.]]

Imagine that! A mindless, stupid zombie, capable of crushing on someone! Hah!

But he made me feel, most importantly. He made me remember what it was like to be human. He even made me a cake when I couldn't do it.

[[He looks away, chuckling.]]

Mayfield takes away the one person I really, really liked. A fucking joke.

[muffled_noises]

*his grips tightens on the axe handle. This was an advanced case of crazy. He just nods in response, now suddenly terrified by his traveling companion*

... Yeah. This place is good about that.

[brbpouncingyou]

[[He just keeps laaaauughing.]]

Aaaaanyway. I think we should keep going. Don't want to dilly-dally, do we? After all...

What's the point of going out on the town if you ain't gonna paint it red?

[muffled_noises]

*well...that was enough to get him moving again. He didn't want to risk pissing off Hunter any further*

... Nothing to worry about anymore. Who cares what the fuck dies? Their own damn fault for getting in our way.

[brbpouncingyou]

[[Hunter flashes a grin and a very bloody thumbs up to Pyro.]]

That's exactly what I like to hear.

Let's kill some motherfuckers.