Whoah. i think we failed the apartment inspection.

- we have four cats. (there is only one allowed)
- there is hair dye stains on the sink
- we painted four walls black
- our direct TV dish can be seen from the street

score: F-

i hope they dont try to make us move.
dammit.

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i am looking for a date....

to see Wicked at the pantages theatre in hollywood. he or she. someone fun. someone sweet... someone who will appreciate my strange love of musicals and green people.

do not comment. you must call to sign up for this once in a lifetime event.

xo

star wars stuff was fun! i woke up to hear someone say... "that is the hugest fucking cockroach i've ever seen!"

it looked like this:


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i am in love.

with star wars nerds.

i'm going back tonight... call me on my cell to talk.
xo
michele

i am sitting in the star wars line. dont ask any questions. gianennio is not even a friend at this point he's moved to "aquaintance" and on his way down to "that guy i knew". lol. this is so fun... there are people here, im sitting across from a girl who has been here since last thursday... logging hours and hours just to get into to see star wars ( Read more... )

my mom is in love. fuck that. love takes you away from your higher purpose. love makes you want to leave your family. it makes you want to move to Pennsylvania. and take your son with you, away from his friends. it makes you want to move to oregon where its not so fast paced to marry a line dance instructor. and sleep in his bear skin bed. it makes ( Read more... )

I got the Job at Dee-Lux


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