Here it goes.

Apr 09, 2007 19:57

Who: Daxter, whoever else is crazy enough to be up.
When: Hour before midnight
Where: Cafeteria
What: Food always tastes better after midnight. So the resident ottsel decides to prepare.
Rating: PG.. May become PG-13.

Lovely weather indoors, eh? )

goku, dax

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monkeysearnpain April 10 2007, 01:13:28 UTC
Goku's stomach growled as he wandered into the cafeteria, the entire place being pitch black and silent-- except for the light of the snack machines and the incessant banging on the buttons as a small furry... thing... tried to get some food. He slowly crept up behind the orange... thingy. His voice was pretty loud for how quiet it was.

"Oi! You need some help~?" He chimed. He could get some food for himself.

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truthfuliar April 10 2007, 01:32:56 UTC
Daxter didn't scream. He yelped. Yelped with dignity. And with that dignity, he spun around, flat against the thrice-cursed machine, and looked... only slightly up. Huh. Kid was short. But his ears were still off.

"No," the ottsel said, crossing his arms and sizing the kid up. Daxter didn't need help. He could very well get a snack by himself.

As if trying to prove this, the now-student turned around, made a valiant leap for letter 'n,' and promptly got caught on the dispenser lid. Against the machine, remember? So, trying to save his pride from being hurt too bad, the ottsel scampered a few feet away and acted as though nothing had happened. Cool act, and all. "It's just the machine." It had to be.

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OOC -- sorry! clowntricks April 10 2007, 02:08:11 UTC
((just had to say how much I loveloveLOVE having Daxter around~ eheh. I brag to all my RPing friends now~

Your writing is awesome and has sexy grammar. I'm sure Debitt-mun would hump your grammar's legs if it had any.

You're like the Newfoundland to our Canada. Boost for Daxter if you get that ♥))

P.S. Debitt-mun says "ILU"

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Re: OOC -- sorry! truthfuliar April 10 2007, 02:27:39 UTC
{ Whoa. O= I honestly didn't deserve that. xD; But.. er, thank you! Tenfold! Because, Dax is plain fun to have around, and I'm glad other people think so too. <33

My grammar's on lone from Twain. If you find his grave, Debitt-mun can go ahead. }

P.S. I say "ILU2" because both of you guys' conversations are more hilarious than life.

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MOAR OOC gunlocked April 10 2007, 02:36:00 UTC
[kgdlrfsjgt GLAD WE AMUSE. 8)

And I like, squeed and made all sorts of other great noises when I saw Daxter. :D)-/ YEAY.]

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DUDE. TOTALLY SORRY. LAST ONE, I SWEAR. clowntricks April 10 2007, 02:41:43 UTC
[Me too. Our conversations were mostly my doing, I think, but Debitt-mun made them actually funny~ ♥

And you only saw him after I squealed incoherently. You would be otherwise totally clueless. Wuzzah.

NOW WE NEED A JAK. YOU SHOULD BUG YOUR FRIENDS DAXTER-MUN! IT WOULD BE OH-SO-MUCH FUN!

omg. we also need Ratchet and Clank, or whatever. *evil laughter*]

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monkeysearnpain April 10 2007, 02:42:21 UTC
[You guys are retarded. xD And I bet you did, Debitt.]

Goku grinned. This was just like a few hours ago, when he needed help with the apples. Except, he wasn't short and furry, nor did he refuse the help.

"Startle ya? My name's Goku. Which buttons you need?"

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Bad influence! truthfuliar April 10 2007, 03:56:00 UTC
{ YES. WE DO NEED A JAK. -Cough- My only roleplaying friend doesn't know about Jak'n'Dax, or LJ. So. Relying on everyone else~ >>;

Do eet. x3; }

Daxter bristled. Fine. Let the kid think he needed help. He wouldn't be the one to do the work, that way. ... Plan confirmed. The ottsel spun about, almost military-walking back to the machine. Could have been a strut, if they weren't in a lunch room.

"N9." Pause. Alright, he didn't look that bad. Daxter huffed, crossing his arms. "So you're Goku? I'm Daxter." He just wanted his chips, really. But conversation never hurt much before.

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Re: Bad influence! monkeysearnpain April 10 2007, 11:21:24 UTC
Goku blinked, looking in the dim light at the buttons before him. He sounded out the two symbols as he pressed the buttons. "N... 9... There!" He chimed, watching the little turning metal bar. When it stopped, the bag leaned forward... before stopping with just one corner holding it up.

Goku was appalled at this. How dare a meer machine stop food from being eaten?! "Wh-what?! It's stuck!" He shouted, to audibly show his negative feelings toward the evil snack machine.

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Re: truthfuliar April 10 2007, 16:03:38 UTC
When the kid had started putting in the numbers, Daxter was almost ready to hug him. Finally, food! But then... there was no sound of a bag dropping, and the ottsel just deflated. The kid voiced what had obviously happened- sensitive ears can pick up on the turning of a ring, after all- and that just cinched it.

Dax 'grahhed' again, before spinning on one paw to point at the machine, while facing Goku. "See?! It's a possessed thing. Probably made out of Precursor junk, no wonder it don't work." Or maybe it just didn't like short people, but Daxter didn't touch on that. He did wonder how to get it, though. Maybe the dispense was big enough...?

Eeek. Daxter shuddered; that thing would probably scrape his whole back.

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