I just realized I had a dream last night where an enormously oversized lobster and an equally colossal crab engaged in surprisingly celeritous battle right in front of me. I think I was happier not remembering that.

One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some statistics for the Year 1906 :

The average life expectancy was 47 years.

Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles
of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

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Well, here goes nothin'. Starting last night, I'm only walking on my toes for three months. Hopefully, by the end, my calves, kicks, and sprinting (on and off the bike) will be insanely strong.

I've trained in martial arts 8 times between Tuesday and Saturday. Hell yeah, I hope I can do this all year.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1532225,00.html?cnn=yes

Seriously...fuck the News Feed.

"I had a friend that said 'I think the weather is trippy.' I said 'no man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy.' Then I thought 'man, I should have just said 'yeah.''"

"I never joined the army because "at ease" didn't seem easy to me."
-Mitch Hedberg

Feel free to add yours.

Absolutely fuckin' fascinating.

http://www.thebulletin.org/article.php?art_ofn=mj97ilnitsky

Holy shit! (From Wikipedia.)

Facebook is a social networking service for high school, college, university, corporate, non-profit, military and geographic communities primarily in English-speaking countries.[1] As of December 2005, it has the largest number of registered users among college-focused sites (at over 7.5 million US college student ( Read more... )

Canada Day was awesome. Aside from the party where I somehow polished off a mickey of SoCo without getting sick, I was also in a Canada Day parade with the mayors riding my bike around with my best friend Cavan and giving out lollipops to kids ( Read more... )

 I love my home ( Read more... )