You know, if I could make my cooking half as entertaining as this, I'd never eat out again. As it is, I'm lazy and prefer to pay someone else to cook for me.
If you're in the right head spacemssaskiaMarch 20 2009, 17:42:41 UTC
You can giggle maniacally while you nuke a Hot Pocket and pretend the cheese is exploding guts. And when you're buttering toast, why not menace it a little with the knife? Do a fake stab at it here and there, then surprise it with your teefs. There it was, all worried about a freakin butter knife. Little did it know the horrible fate in store for it.
I snipped asparagus into bubbling tomato sauce last night and smirked evilly while it struggled and screamed. Its revenge was making my pee smell weird.
I just bought a new bottle of it. Cumin always reminds me of a Northern Exposure episode where the doctor kid discovers who the Bigfoot is that's been stealing appliances: a semi-hermit named Adam who is making cumin-scented noodles. He insists the doctor stir them while he's doing something, then gives him a ton of shit for not stirring them right.
I can see how a hot sauce enema would marinate the innards nicely. I would soil myself in ecstacy, too. That all sounds delicious! I'll be looking at teenage boys a whole new way now.
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I snipped asparagus into bubbling tomato sauce last night and smirked evilly while it struggled and screamed. Its revenge was making my pee smell weird.
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I can see how a hot sauce enema would marinate the innards nicely. I would soil myself in ecstacy, too. That all sounds delicious! I'll be looking at teenage boys a whole new way now.
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