Kids never change.

[msjen]

For the past few days, my colleagues and I have been attempting to encapsulate and quantify the characteristics of decent fourth grade writing into one neat 4x5 grid that fits on one sheet of paper. Needless to say, this has been an exceptionally difficult and probably ultimately futile task. However, eager undergraduates are awaiting the thrilling

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[jetspeaks]

I think my hamster is also dead. I would like a new one. Perhaps if I ask the light when it's done interacting with the objects it likes, it might give me new hamster? Or am I denied because I am a scientist and therefore evil?

[msjen]

Wow. You scientists really are mad. ;)

[kitos]

I have a new co-worker whose title is Scientist. I told him about the Ghostbusters quote "Back off man, I'm a scientist." He got very happy and wrote that on his whiteboard in extremely large letters.

[jetspeaks]

That makes me happy. :)

[httf]

awe! So adorable.

[agntprovocateur]

our hamster went hobo on us. :(

[jetspeaks]

My guinea pig did that when I was a kid. it was a sad day.

[agntprovocateur]

our guinea pigs never jumped ship and lived a long life even if my mom kept threatening to cook them.

[anima_mecanique]

I'm so sorry, I cannot remember. But, light is something I like.

Something about the complete inanity and the weirdly formal phrasing makes this pretty much the best quote ever.

[ousel]

I'm thinking of the first one in a Miranda July context....

Hi, would you mind absorbing me?
Fuck off
Let's start over, I'll put on a wig and...
Ooo you are my favorite light particle comere.