Austrian food consists of 99.9% fat. I see more people (natives) walking around Vienna eating ice cream than anywhere else. The vast quantities of caffeine they ingest is inevitably accompanied by whipped cream or suger or both ( Read more... )

It is FREAKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!! In NEW YORK CITY, on APRIL 5th!!!

You verdamnt liberals keep promising me global warming, and then we get THIS! Come ON! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

Ok. Maybe one of the tech-heads can help me out here. I've got questions as to How To Do Stuff ( Read more... )

Everyone drop what you're doing right now - even if you are participating in major surgery - and read the following ( Read more... )

Ah, the primal scream of the man who's just completed his taxes... which took about 5 times as long as originally expected, not to mention the constant revisions, etc. Gah. I am starting to see the appeal of the talk-to-a-professional approach to this. How irritating. Also, fie on the state of New York, who made things much more unnecessarily ( Read more... )

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Don't!

http://www.stephenlynch.com/Kittensong/

(courtesy of the comments section of http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/12/is_it_wrong_to_.html)

(don't go there,

They can now control sharks by remote control ( Read more... )

Ok, so I've had what feels like a teeny bit of a slight cold for a couple of days. A few weeks back some woman I'd met on some dating site talked me into purchasing this Airborne stuff (www.airbornehealth.com). She claimed that her whole office has a stack of it and have been using it this winter and haven't caught colds ( Read more... )

Looking over the results, my take is that this more says "supervillain" rather than "vampire."


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