I have a French midterm tomorrow and that means I am thinking about everything except French arrondissements and the like. 
Today I learned that people that have gotten tracheotomies (thus losing their ability to speak) are sometimes encouraged to talk in burps.

Burp talking! my word.

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i have a UTI

i am peeing blood

this could be the worst pain i have ever experienced

i spent the upwards of five hours in the ER to get told something i already knew

college rules.

 
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i have been trying to make videos of cleo attacking hair ties, but she won't do it whenever i get the camera out.

bitch.

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 BOOYA!

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