hello, children!

[msbone]

so, it is now official: i am online and my computer is working. pole is right. i can no longer use, "i'm not on livejournal, goddammit!" as an excuse. which brings me to this: i missed trivia last night. sorry. there are many reasons why i didn't go, but mostly, i forgot it was monday. really

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[tamijoh]

wow! ms bone in real livejournal time, fuckin' a!

and your job sounds really neat, i would adore something like that...at least for a little while anyhow, im sure there would only be so many happy birthdays becky before i snapped and iced fuck off becky, but yay for all yays and chin up on all your poohs!

[cindylou]

Cake decorating sounds awesome. This story's kinda lame, but in eleventh grade in AP American History, our teacher bought us a cookie cake (mmm...cookie cake) the night before the big exam. It was to read "Keep Your Fingers Crossed!," but they effed up (and lacked the grammar skillz) and it said "Keep Your Fingers Cross, Ed!" Heehee.

I understand the funk (well, at least in my own way). I seriously think that starting my 3-4 x/week exercising a little over a year ago kept me from returning to a shrink's couch and a fourth attempt at medication. I haven't really lost any weight (not the primary goal, but it would be nice if I didn't love to eat so much!), but it *greatly* helped with sadness and stress. I know you weren't looking for any advice, but I'm just saying what worked for me. I hope you find some cozy thoughts soon; I'll be sure to throw some your way.

And I would LOVE to be an aunt. Alas, I'm a lonely only child, and unless we can talk Carl into knocking up a cute philosophy freshman soon, it's not looking likely.

I'm so fucking glad to see you again!

[misterman]

Heh, you said holed up. perv.

If I were there, I'd give you a big fat hug. and the fact that I was supposed to be there tonight to see you and didn't get to cuz school is f-in' up me social life makes me just wanna hug you more next time I see you.

You must teach your nephew what a good, old fshioned skin disease is when he's ready. His mommy will love you for it...esp. if they stay in Mississippi. Oh the joys of child rearing. I can't wait to have my own experiments children.

Re: I'm so fucking glad to see you again!

[msbone]

oh my god! i had almost forgotten the skin condition. thank you for making my day! s'o.k. you didn't get to cum the other night. i'll see you soon. friday, no?

[sanitoid]

Did you ever get that tattoo???

Because you should.

not yet.

[msbone]

i'm saving for another one right now (the lizard), then i'll start thinking about that one.

[kudosya117]

"Dang!"
^ that's how excited i am about our nephew :)

and "ShitCHEA!"
is the expression (in a southern vernacular) i use to show how much i like my job. this next check should be almost 700$, and the one after that will have a 100$ bonus, and then the next, a 200$ bonus. pretty good for a full-time freshman, dontcha think?

hell yeah

[msbone]

that's awesome! now, buy me something. ;)

Re: hell yeah

[mslilly]

Wow! Mali? Damn. She's still 9. Time shouldn't go by like this. Burgundy's 9. She will never have children. She is sexless and does not exist for men. And I have a chastity belt and some rope and a closet with a thick door.

And denial. I have denial.

Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen.

Okay, not really. She can have a conversation about sex and say vagina and penis with a fairly straight face. And I caught her making hump jokes about the camel at the zoo last Monday.

Oh dear God. Did you have to throw REALITY into all this for me?

how's this for some reality. . .

[msbone]

that's jessie! mali just got married and had a baby boy on may 31! we are young, damnit, young, i say!

also, did you hear that ren and stimpy is now out in a boxed set?