50 Ways Women Screw Up Sex for Men

Apr 04, 2007 20:37



Taken from jimmyjuice and then ... I added my own 2 cents (mostly from an "if I were a slut" point of view for sake of humor).

cut due to sexual content )

amusing, sex, rants

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ladyriv April 4 2007, 19:41:14 UTC
*lol* You're input here was brilliant. :D And I agree with everything you had to add.

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darkbunny April 4 2007, 22:52:10 UTC
When did you get here? :D

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msanborn April 4 2007, 23:35:18 UTC
I've kept her hidden with all of the other people you know *grin*

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darkbunny April 4 2007, 23:41:26 UTC
I tend to be able to predict which of my friends will get along, I just never remember whether or not they know each other.

...Which reminds me: http://www.myspace.com/ebykat

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loved this! padiwack April 4 2007, 19:43:43 UTC
That was my first really good reason to laugh out loud today. Thanks and hugs to you for that!

(and my hangover headache is gone! ;-P)

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Re: loved this! msanborn April 4 2007, 23:36:02 UTC
I'm glad I could get you to smile *grin*

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melena April 4 2007, 19:50:20 UTC
on 43... if i start faking one, i usually have a real one. works great! unless i'm really not into it, and then i will fake one to get it over with more quickly. either way, i'm faking it for MY benefit, not his :)

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msanborn April 4 2007, 23:36:30 UTC
sometimes that happens for me - sometimes...

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jimmyjuice April 4 2007, 19:53:05 UTC
BWAHAHAHAHA
Ahh hun, you are that wonderful combination of brains, humor and beauty. Great mix.
JJ

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msanborn April 4 2007, 23:44:42 UTC
I'm glad you liked my additions :D

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bleed_clarity April 4 2007, 19:59:26 UTC
34. Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty fuck you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view.

Great view?? WHAT??

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msanborn April 4 2007, 23:45:16 UTC
well don't you know we're supposed to appreciate the cock-dom in all it's glorious appeal?

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bleed_clarity April 5 2007, 01:37:36 UTC
sounds like a horrific view to me.

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msanborn April 5 2007, 01:39:44 UTC
indeed

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