It is an undeniable fact of life that when you have nothing in particular to do, it is nearly impossible. It is also an undeniable that tea tastes much better in a bone china cup than from any other kind of container.

These are just two of the things I've learned over the last month or so.

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For woeful tales of my battles with technology and some musing on waiting room etiquette, click on the cut...

( Ramblings... )

 Schadenfreude - noun- Of German origin, meaning satisfaction or pleasure at someone else's misfortune.

For more one the above word, I urge you to listen to the Avenue Q song of the same name, which explains in some detail the need for Schadenfreude in everyday life. ( Read on for imaginary violence and a recipe... )

 My entire purpose in starting this journal it to make myself feel slightly more productive. I need to say this now just in case anyone out there find what I write about in anyway interesting. When I eventually get a job, or get another profit-share gig this will probably be abandoned. (For those not in the know, a profit-share production is one ( Read more... )