Step 1: Dump flaming sofa on freeway. Step 2: ???? Step 3: PROFIT.

[mrv3000]

For the most part I like living in a city. I'm an urban dweller and too much open space is creepy, man. But then there are days I'm checking traffic for the commute home and see this:

Issue Sigalert: Couch on fire in the middle lane.

*facepalm*

I just...I don't even know.

Comments

Otter does not like

[catyuy]

Uh......... O.o

The only thing that I could think of was:
Well someone was bored.

and

Fire pretty.

Re: Otter does not like

[mrv3000]

Apparently! I'm just glad it's not where I need to go tonight!

[shinyopals]

LOL OMG. Amazing.

Got to be students, right?

[mrv3000]

I...have no idea. I'm pretty sure this is a first for me. :D

[_thirty2flavors]

SOMEONE IS DESTROYING EVIDENCE. LIRL

[mrv3000]

OMG YES!

[_thirty2flavors]

The sofa knows too much.

[mrv3000]

It sleeps with the freeway fishes.

[janetmaca]

lol, why does that remind me of the guys I grew up with? *facepalm*

[mrv3000]

Sounds like an educational childhood... :D

[janetmaca]

For sure. Even an educational adulthood. I once dropped a rock on my head when I went to use it on an old-school motherboard. But yes, we destroyed a couch with a sledgehammer, so lighting it on fire seems like it's not far behind.

[mrv3000]

O_O

[lyssie]

O.o

And I thought the occasional, random bits of trash I see whilst driving were bad.

[mrv3000]

I've seen plenty of things like ladders and tires and other crap that falls out of trucks when the idiot doesn't think they need to tie it down, but this is a new one. :D