Step 1: Dump flaming sofa on freeway. Step 2: ???? Step 3: PROFIT.

[mrv3000]

For the most part I like living in a city. I'm an urban dweller and too much open space is creepy, man. But then there are days I'm checking traffic for the commute home and see this:

Issue Sigalert: Couch on fire in the middle lane.

*facepalm*

I just...I don't even know.

Comments

[kammgirl]

Bwah. Cyber high five to a fellow city girl. Born and raised in Queens, NYC and have lived in Philly since college. I take public transportation and have seen a guy stand by the tracks and moon the train. Of course right by my seat.

[mrv3000]

At least he wasn't in the train! XD

[sherbertglasses]

BRB LOLING FOREVER

[mrv3000]

XD XD

[tripocket]

I got held up and detoured in the country once because there was a dead cow across the highway and they needed equipment to move it. Although it wasn't on fire. That would be a block party barbecue!

[mrv3000]

It would have!

Fire always makes things more interesting anyway.

"A pigeon was pecking at my window!"

"A flaming pigeon was pecking at my window!"

[larissa_j]

*sigh*

Comments like this remind of the years I was trapped in Idaho.

[larissa_j]

Maybe the couch fell of a truck and someone thought the fastest way to get rid of it was incineration?

Yeah... I know. Work with me here.

[mrv3000]

Yeah...maybe! :D

[fauxkaren]

LOL. California freeways. There were two accidents on the 405 just south of the 101 today withing 20 minutes of each other and I was stuck in parking lot traffic. :(

[mrv3000]

UGH!