"What's In The Basket? Easter Eggs?"

[mrstroppy]

So, Cathy has just shown me her impression of the male orgasm. Which seemed like three or four seconds of a rutting baboon, grunting maniacally.

I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:

* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.

Simple.