"What's In The Basket? Easter Eggs?"

[mrstroppy]

So, Cathy has just shown me her impression of the male orgasm. Which seemed like three or four seconds of a rutting baboon, grunting maniacally.

I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:

* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.

Simple.

Comments

[sexysmeagol]

You guys are really lucky our video camera's broken.

[mrstroppy]

Yes, I forgot to mention that your imitation came complete with, uh, actions...

[sexysmeagol]

Surprising considering you made me re-enact it like 5 times. What will the neighbours say?

[prisoner007]

No, I think the baboon is more accurate.

[lianeviolet]

[dyinggoldfish]

haha
i like that.
perhaps i need to inform alick.

ha