A.N. The presence of Matsumoto the Guardian has changed most things from hectic to plain chaos. Ryo, for one, isn't taking to it well.

For once in his life, Ueda Tatsuya did not have a witty reply.

“…No,” he finally managed to stammer, “you don’t own him… I’m not handing Junno over to a guardian who only cares about his own grades-

“You really don’t ( Read more... )

A.N. Nobody likes cliffhangers so here's the continuation!

Ueda shook slightly as his spine tingled with a sensation similar to that of a creeping vine. When the feeling made its way up to his head, his vision blanked for a split-second - and the huge window in Junno’s room shattered with a thunderous crash akin to 500 concert crash cymbals.

Ryo’s ( Read more... )

“…Did you inherit mind-reading by some freak DNA mutation?” Ueda slowly set his cake down as his appetite withered.

“No, but considering that you’ve been living with Taguchi-kun all this time, having someone who can read the atmosphere must be a shock ne?” Nakamaru laughed, “You need to get something off your shoulders. Or can you not trust me?”

“You ( Read more... )

A.N. I'm so sorry for not updating for a while and to make it up to you, I shall post two chapters!!!! YAY!!!! But be prepared they are quite depressing.... but as i always say, necessary.

“When he got kicked, it was the weakest point in his entire leg,” the doctor explained, “his femur bone simply couldn’t take it and now we have a multiple ( Read more... )

A.N. I'm so sorry I've been out for all this time.. to make it up to you ladies, this chappie is longer than normal. And slightly more plot-heavy.

“Great,” Ryo stared at his computer screen, “he went offline. Tsk.”

A screeching alarm sounded from his basement. Soon after dashing down the stairs, Ryo no longer had a reason to stay annoyed over ( Read more... )

A.N.

SO. Ueda and Junno are now in a relationship (?)

May the turmoil begin.

Love does do strange things. But Ueda Tatsuya still had enough composure to speak his mind.

“I’m tired and confused my dearest,” he seethed, “CAN’T YOU JACK OFF QUIETLY AND GO TO SLEEP?!... retarded nymphomaniacs these days…”

He didn’t think Junno would ACTUALLY understand the ( Read more... )

A.N. Is this update considered late? If it is, I'm sorry.... but good things take time darlings XD JunDa will prevail!

“I tried to read the position of the car by GPS but it said the damn things were untraceable so I got suspicious… now look at this!!!” Ryo shoved the edited ‘news’ article in Ueda’s face, “He took off in my car back home about two ( Read more... )

A.N. A chapter FULL of development and one ingeniously cunning plot.

When Kamenashi tried to KISS Junno, a string inside Ueda snapped.

He wasn’t even sure how fast he moved. In fact, he wouldn’t have been surprised if all his magic came back for a split second just so he could punch the living daylights out of Kamenashi. All he knew was the result - ( Read more... )

A.N. Good morning ladies~ how have we all been? :) I'm in a happy mood today because this si finally edited and done... In this chappie, we will see quite a transition in JunDa's relationship so cruise on ahead *bows*

[Ueda residence]

“…..He doesn’t seriously want me to be his personal courier does he?” Ryo looked at his smartphone screen. There was ( Read more... )

A.N. I told you this fic was crack. It is.

But sweet, plotty crack okay?

“U-Ueda-san!” Junno suddenly turned red.

“What now, you stupid lank?! Am I not being nice enough to be your nanny?!” Ueda felt the need to punch him.

“…canyousleepwithme…”

“NO!! I’m as straight as a BEANOPLE!”
( Read more... )