Drove Mel and Aleda to Union Station. How is it Massachusetts Avenue can turn into Mount Vernon going downtown and then when you turn around it turns into New York going uptown? This city makes no sense ( Read more... )

I've been playing Mario 3 so much that my inventory is stocked with goodies - 13 P-Wings, 4 Hammer Mario's, 6 Tanooki Suits. But I hate using them. So it's kind of useless.

Has any fan of said game not seen the Mario 3 time attack video? If you haven't, watch it. NOW ( Read more... )

I went to the bookstore to return my books. I set them down on the counter. "AU ID?" "I don't have it." "You need an AU ID to sell the books back." "But I can give you a receipt showing I bought them here." "You need an AU ID to sell books back." "I can give you my AU ID number and my social security number and you can match them online." " ( Read more... )

Awesome. While drunk as shit I convinced a religious pro-lifer that God - as he defines God - is pro-choice. He's still pro-life and all but the God he prays to says something else is up.

Kind of sucks when I mistype and then LJ won't let me correct it for an hour.

I can't wait to get the fuck out of this city ( Read more... )

Six years and two days ago I went vegetarian on a complete whim in Ithaca, New York. I saw menu options that were vegetarian - something I had said I "wished I could do" - and said to myself that I should try and eat vegetarian for a week. I did and, even though I was on a trip with three people, none of them noticed until the fourth day. After ( Read more... )

Finals = death. It's hard to resist the temptation to stop studying since 75-80% of my grade in each of my classes is already decided. And all three are A's. Or should I say BUT all three are A's. Stop studying = not an A ( Read more... )

( Who loves me? Who loves me not? )

I think I made every possible little mistake you can while BBQing tonight. BUT I'VE FINALLY GOT IT. Sure it took me four burgers to make one good one, but this one is GOOD. So EAT IT ( Read more... )

I am ashamed and proud. I went three years in college before having Ramen last night.

AND NOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT