You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - yes Been fired from a job? - yes Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes Eaten a bug/snake/alligator meat--EW. I am assuming there were extenuating circumstances, right?
Kissed someone I didn't like: Poison Ivy comes on a little strong sometimes. I've mentioned that I'm never sure whether she wants to molest me or adopt me, right?
Fired from a job: Jean Paul tried to fire me, and Bruce tried to fire me during the Fairchild disaster. I'm not so easy to fire, though. ::grin::
Spin the bottle: Birthday party when I was thirteen. It was... incredibly awkward.
Bug/snake/aligator meat: Actually--no. Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers are not quite as disgusting as they sound. Alligator meat is served in some restaurants, and I got curious. Mom and Dad brought home snake jerky from one of their trips and had me try some. It... just tasted like jerky.
You--yes. Though from what I hear, kissing her is a BAD IDEA. Or--being kissed. I don't know. Either way! Your girlfriend does not approve, on your behalf. ;)
::laughs:: Ahh. I see.
...Oh, Tim. That--does not sound like a fun party at all. Was it yours or someone else's?
...You know, I do not know what to make of you eating those things under perfectly normal circumstances, under your own free will.
Very much so! ♥ I love you. Even if you eat nasty, gross things simply out of curiosity.
Not mine. God no. It was a friend from school, and I was trying to prove to Dad how Very Normal I was. Such a mistake.
I think it's better than having to eat them under unusual circumstances, though, don't you?
I'm glad to be of service, and I love you too. Point of fact: alligator and snake? Not that gross, and the chocolate covered bugs were just crunchy. Like chocolate covered nuts. Kind of toasty, too.
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Been fired from a job? - yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes
Eaten a bug/snake/alligator meat--EW. I am assuming there were extenuating circumstances, right?
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Fired from a job: Jean Paul tried to fire me, and Bruce tried to fire me during the Fairchild disaster. I'm not so easy to fire, though. ::grin::
Spin the bottle: Birthday party when I was thirteen. It was... incredibly awkward.
Bug/snake/aligator meat: Actually--no. Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers are not quite as disgusting as they sound. Alligator meat is served in some restaurants, and I got curious. Mom and Dad brought home snake jerky from one of their trips and had me try some. It... just tasted like jerky.
Curiosity satisfied, love?
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::laughs:: Ahh. I see.
...Oh, Tim. That--does not sound like a fun party at all. Was it yours or someone else's?
...You know, I do not know what to make of you eating those things under perfectly normal circumstances, under your own free will.
Very much so! ♥ I love you. Even if you eat nasty, gross things simply out of curiosity.
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Yeeep.
Not mine. God no. It was a friend from school, and I was trying to prove to Dad how Very Normal I was. Such a mistake.
I think it's better than having to eat them under unusual circumstances, though, don't you?
I'm glad to be of service, and I love you too. Point of fact: alligator and snake? Not that gross, and the chocolate covered bugs were just crunchy. Like chocolate covered nuts. Kind of toasty, too.
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