You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - yes Been fired from a job? - yes Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes Eaten a bug/snake/alligator meat--EW. I am assuming there were extenuating circumstances, right?
Kissed someone I didn't like: Poison Ivy comes on a little strong sometimes. I've mentioned that I'm never sure whether she wants to molest me or adopt me, right?
Fired from a job: Jean Paul tried to fire me, and Bruce tried to fire me during the Fairchild disaster. I'm not so easy to fire, though. ::grin::
Spin the bottle: Birthday party when I was thirteen. It was... incredibly awkward.
Bug/snake/aligator meat: Actually--no. Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers are not quite as disgusting as they sound. Alligator meat is served in some restaurants, and I got curious. Mom and Dad brought home snake jerky from one of their trips and had me try some. It... just tasted like jerky.
You--yes. Though from what I hear, kissing her is a BAD IDEA. Or--being kissed. I don't know. Either way! Your girlfriend does not approve, on your behalf. ;)
::laughs:: Ahh. I see.
...Oh, Tim. That--does not sound like a fun party at all. Was it yours or someone else's?
...You know, I do not know what to make of you eating those things under perfectly normal circumstances, under your own free will.
Very much so! ♥ I love you. Even if you eat nasty, gross things simply out of curiosity.
Not mine. God no. It was a friend from school, and I was trying to prove to Dad how Very Normal I was. Such a mistake.
I think it's better than having to eat them under unusual circumstances, though, don't you?
I'm glad to be of service, and I love you too. Point of fact: alligator and snake? Not that gross, and the chocolate covered bugs were just crunchy. Like chocolate covered nuts. Kind of toasty, too.
Poor Tim. Spin-the-bottle is never good. Did you have to kiss someone?
...Yeeeees, I suppose you have a point. Also, eeew. Now I don't think I'm going to be able to eat chocolate covered nuts without thinking about that. Groooss.
But they are things for oooooooooooour APARTMENT. Like a beeeeeed. Plus, you owe me for traumatizing me, remember? And left unsupervised, I may end up falling in love with pink paisley. YOU NEVER KNOW. (Also, we can look at paint chips?)
(YAY I'm glad! Party for me, and it's possible Roy will maybe be honoring you too? But mostly for me, because you are such an impossible Urban Legend.)
Been fired from a job? - yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes
Eaten a bug/snake/alligator meat--EW. I am assuming there were extenuating circumstances, right?
;)
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Fired from a job: Jean Paul tried to fire me, and Bruce tried to fire me during the Fairchild disaster. I'm not so easy to fire, though. ::grin::
Spin the bottle: Birthday party when I was thirteen. It was... incredibly awkward.
Bug/snake/aligator meat: Actually--no. Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers are not quite as disgusting as they sound. Alligator meat is served in some restaurants, and I got curious. Mom and Dad brought home snake jerky from one of their trips and had me try some. It... just tasted like jerky.
Curiosity satisfied, love?
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::laughs:: Ahh. I see.
...Oh, Tim. That--does not sound like a fun party at all. Was it yours or someone else's?
...You know, I do not know what to make of you eating those things under perfectly normal circumstances, under your own free will.
Very much so! ♥ I love you. Even if you eat nasty, gross things simply out of curiosity.
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Yeeep.
Not mine. God no. It was a friend from school, and I was trying to prove to Dad how Very Normal I was. Such a mistake.
I think it's better than having to eat them under unusual circumstances, though, don't you?
I'm glad to be of service, and I love you too. Point of fact: alligator and snake? Not that gross, and the chocolate covered bugs were just crunchy. Like chocolate covered nuts. Kind of toasty, too.
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Poor Tim. Spin-the-bottle is never good. Did you have to kiss someone?
...Yeeeees, I suppose you have a point. Also, eeew. Now I don't think I'm going to be able to eat chocolate covered nuts without thinking about that. Groooss.
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...Yes. I don't think it counts, though, do you? It was under duress!
Aww, poor Cissie! How can I make it up to you?
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No, I don't think it counts. That really is the most ridiculous game.
Hmmmmm, that is an excellent question. I think... I will make you go shopping with me. For APARTMENT THINGS.
(You are coming to graduation on Sunday, right? And... Roy's having a party-type-thing Saturday?)
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It really is.
NOOOOOOOOO!
(Of course I am. And I'll be there Saturday. Party for you right?)
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(YAY I'm glad! Party for me, and it's possible Roy will maybe be honoring you too? But mostly for me, because you are such an impossible Urban Legend.)
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(I like being an impossible Urban Legend, and I dislike the spotlight, so I guess that works. ;-) Looking forward to it.)
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♥ I love my impossible Urban Legend.
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I love you too. ♥
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