I think you should on occasion shove one down your pants (while it is turned on and moving of course) and approach an attractive woman with the line "Would you like it if my mongoose was let loose?" Then, without waiting for an answer, unzip and allow it to escape.
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Then, without waiting for an answer, unzip and allow it to escape.
I would totally sleep with you after I saw that.
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