HAHA, are you serious, I CAME UP WITH ALL THAT JAZZ! Gosh, what was I thinking. Classic.

Im still freaking out, hold on.

Sincerely,
MR Jesse

well

Buy the cheeseburger- its only 99cents

Order in- across the street is too far

Smoke  a cigarette- itll take the edge off

Lie- its usually harmless anyways

Take the pill to lose the weight- exercising is too much effort

Cheat- its easy, and you can

Go shopping- itll fill the void

Have a drink- itll calm you down

Drive through- parking is such a ( Read more... )

Hey. Well theres not much to do in the desert except to write to yourself so heres more.

Why hello there, welcome to hell.

No it just feels that way, becuase your in the desert.

I was way off.

Warm Regards, Jesse

well today is easter. goo god ( Read more... )

after a while idea's for these journals run low. shoot. think. think. think. PHILS gay. think. think. think.

looks like only one idea came from thinking. next time maybe. so long.

-JE SS E LC ELD RID GE

Planes. SUCK. Fruit. SUCK. "Fruits". SUCK ( Read more... )

I went to wally's. it was good. i love you wally.

Thanks to everyone. Mike. Tom. for being fags.

Meredith. thanks for lotion and the hairbrush. it was kickass.

now that im done feeling like i won something, and am giving a speech. im done.

Warm Regards,
JL Eldridge Extrodinaire

girls are dumb... throw bombs at them

Anymore talent out there ( Read more... )

Sooo I got lost in silverdale for an hour, but then found my destination. It was so fun. Good times. I got beat up by a little kid. like 10 years old. it was funny ( Read more... )