Redecorating

[mrfrodo]

The front yard at Bag End looked empty, so I added a dozen garden gnomes posed lewedly. But then the hobbits next door did the same!! It makes me so mad!
Everyone is always copying us! Grrr, etc.

So I have instead paid some children to dress as garden gnomes and pose on the lawn dramatically. Today they are doing MacBeth.

If they don't stop

Comments

[mayorsamgamgee]

Um, sir, if you don't mind me saying... that hobbit next door? Its that mirror we put up so you could see yourself while you sunbathed, and so you didn't have to hold the mirror yourself being feeble and what not. Then, finding that when the sun glinted off it a certain way, it made your eyes water uncomfortably, you had me grow that fucking hedge there. So, really, when you pull the branches apart like that and you see another radioactive blue eye staring at you..and those creepy children over your shoulder, don't be assuming the neighbours have suddenly decided to pick up on your latest kick.

....my lilac. :(

[mrfrodo]

Oh thank Eru... I thought that was Bingo trying to catch me sunbathing nude again.

At least it help up better than the carrot tops did.

[mayorsamgamgee]

I reckon he'd do such a thing, sir, thinking you were that wierd Frodo thingie. As long as it occupies him.

Well, those carrots would have done better if a certain someone hadn't decided to rile their uncle up in their direction. The Shire has seen naught worse since the day Bilbo got that carrot...

[mrfrodo]

But the carrot pleases him so, and leaves Peanut Jo open for companionship. :strokes little peanut:

Would you really deny my poor dead horny uncle? Look past his crazed eyes and molesting hands, and see the pitiful unpretty old man that just needs a table leg and a carrot to make life worth living.

Not that you needed those carrots anyway, Fatses.