Redecorating
The front yard at Bag End looked empty, so I added a dozen garden gnomes posed lewedly. But then the hobbits next door did the same!! It makes me so mad!
Everyone is always copying us! Grrr, etc.
So I have instead paid some children to dress as garden gnomes and pose on the lawn dramatically. Today they are doing MacBeth.
If they don't stop crushing the lilac bush, Sam is going to kill them.