You know what I can do without?

The whacky barista afternoon shift at Starbuck's who think I want a half-assed comedy floor show with my latte.

I liked them better before when the staff was surly and they kept violating health codes.

Finally, this morning I got to stick it to one of the damned line drifters at the Dunkin' Donuts. When I arrived for my daily coffee and muffin, I noted a fresh shipment of oblivions were already there, meandering about and ignoring the mathematics of lining up for service. The Dunkin' Donuts has three very obvious cash registers set up across ( Read more... )

Fooling around atop a Chicago warehouse while drunk, then trying to step on a window that's probably older than your granny, is pretty stupid-but you shouldn't have to die as punishment. Break both legs, puncture a lung, and crap into a bag for a year, maybe, but not die. Poor girl. Poor parents.What I'm trying to understand is being so scared that ( Read more... )