Big Brother Britain: Episode 23,655,656,989 (aka The Case of the Fucked-Up Fine)

[mrda]

"There should never…ever…be a ban on cursing…fucking ever…"
- Mistress Strangelove (aka Meli)

It amazes me what a little conversation between friends brings up....

As my friend Al Dogg and I returned from seeing Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (which comes highly recommended, by the way) yesterday night, he told me of this news story, knowing of my

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[offensive_mango]

It's encouraging that he's refusing to pay the fine, though. Perhaps the judge will be sensible.

I walked into her office and called her a cognitively-challenged, cock-sucking, council cum-dumpster that would constitute "abusive behaviour" (as well as a fair evaluation).

. . . as well as a good example of alliteration!

[ghostdog_]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in 1984 the party members are expected not to swear, right?

I can see a judge throwing this one out the window, its hard to even take it seriously. You couldn't write this stuff.

[aliasjack]

You are so much fun to read.

[mrda]

Thank you!

[ubermensch]

oh motherfucking hell.

[bastardzero]

You need to be in print so I can carry around a copy of a magazine you're in and show it to the stupid Che-shirt-wearing hippie kids who declare: "I want to move to Europe, where it actually IS a free country!"