I'd like to say this was unusual around here.

[mrbroom]

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[spectralbovine]

Times like these, I kind of hate that my best job opportunity right now is in frickin' Kansas.

[incidentist]

That's actually a good sign. Kansas needs you, science-boy.

[electricmonk]

Hey, don't think of it as oppression, think of it as a history lesson. In Colonial Williamsburg they teach you how Americans stitched clothing and churned butter two hundred years ago, and in Kansas they teach you how they brutally quashed innocent people's native languages. Authentic Americana, that is.

[mrbroom]

I used to write in the margins of my notebooks in runes. They probably would've outright expelled me for that, just to get my nerdiness away from the others.