the web informs me that it has been 27 weeks since my last confession ( Read more... )

Business/Anthropology ( Read more... )

funnies word I've heard in weeks. spoken by Ash in reference to crowd members being beaned during a Wii homerun contest ( Read more... )

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who is that person I seem to be watching? that one who makes my hands and mouth move in discordance with my thoughts and desires. not that I am deceiving you, you just aren't interacting with who you think. it seems odd to feel old on the eve of my 26th year. maybe old isn't the right word. used fits better. weary. slow. weak ( Read more... )

WOoooooOO!

the internet has been installed at my house!

now you only have six more months to wait for my NEXT posting!
lucky you.

the above title is in reference to the desperate international situation when Dylan wrote his song compared to the desperate international situation we are currently in.

ok so its been a month ( Read more... )

another post after another long pause ( Read more... )

holy fuck what is wrong with people?

perhaps its a trite statement, but in situations like this my brain just overloads.

I gaze down drunkenly at the toilet bowl and ask, "How did all these pubes get here?"
The wise sage answers, "One at a time."