what do you think of this

[mr_slocum]

so for the past 3 days this squirrel has run in front of my car at this bridge in my neighborhood...I've missed him every time so far...

what would you do in this situation?

Comments

[michelle656]

Run him over or else you're a loser.

P.S. Same squirrel? How do you recognize this?

[mr_slocum]

hmmm its possible that it is a different squirrel each time

[__jane_]

it's obviously trying to die. just hit it.

[mammachamma]

lmco

i'd name it terri

[mr_slocum]

maybe it just like's to live on the edge?

DONT JUDGE IT BY ITS "Life Choices"!!! >:O

[sethownsyou]

I would hit the brakes then sneeze and "accidentlly" hit the gas instead.

[mr_slocum]

haha yes..."accidentally" ...muhaha

[flyin_turtles]

i wud set up some bait. catch the squirrel. Befriend it. and then lure others squillers in so u have a collection the burn them all and eat them!

[mr_slocum]

haha Dan I think you're the winner! I'll get started on that first thing in the morning

now...what would work best for luring a squirrel?

[flyin_turtles]

ummm fake female squirrels? duh!!! or of course my fav. CHEESE!! or maybe acrons....DUMBASS

[mammachamma]

i wouldn't hit it
:(
that's sad

mock the church

[mr_slocum]

ummmmmmm i think you're forgeting something very important here Kaitlyn...

and that is that "All squirrels go to Heaven"

now there are exceptions to this rule, for example gay squirrels cannot go to heaven, because God hates gay people....ahem...i meen squirrels.....;)

my main point here is that there's no guilt in killing a squirrel since there is eternal happiness waiting for him in the next life...obviously.

Re: mock the church

[saveacamel]

Yeah and according to Christians squirrels don't have souls or feelings, so obviously it's ok to kill them for no reason...and besides they wouldn't be able to feel it.

Re: mock the church

[mammachamma]

DUH!