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what do you think of this
Sep 13, 2005 22:28
so for the past 3 days this squirrel has run in front of my car at this bridge in my neighborhood...I've missed him every time so far...
what would you do in this situation?
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mammachamma
September 14 2005, 19:37:16 UTC
i wouldn't hit it
:(
that's sad
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mock the church
mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 23:00:28 UTC
ummmmmmm i think you're forgeting something very important here Kaitlyn...
and that is that "All squirrels go to Heaven"
now there are exceptions to this rule, for example gay squirrels cannot go to heaven, because God hates gay people....ahem...i meen squirrels.....;)
my main point here is that there's no guilt in killing a squirrel since there is eternal happiness waiting for him in the next life...obviously.
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saveacamel
September 15 2005, 01:56:40 UTC
Yeah and according to Christians squirrels don't have souls or feelings, so obviously it's ok to kill them for no reason...and besides they wouldn't be able to feel it.
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mammachamma
September 15 2005, 02:49:49 UTC
DUH!
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mammachamma
September 15 2005, 02:50:28 UTC
lmco
OBviously
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:(
that's sad
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and that is that "All squirrels go to Heaven"
now there are exceptions to this rule, for example gay squirrels cannot go to heaven, because God hates gay people....ahem...i meen squirrels.....;)
my main point here is that there's no guilt in killing a squirrel since there is eternal happiness waiting for him in the next life...obviously.
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OBviously
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