"I like being a citizen of many cities all over the world. How could anyone want to stay home when the entire world stretches out before them? How can they be satisfied with so little? Don't they hear the voices of all the rivers, seas and mountains call out to them? Or have their ears been dulled by the roar of the work place? Have they been ( Read more... )

16th December 2005; 2340hrs. I think my body must be very sensitive to time because I still feel maladjusted to the three-hour time difference since we landed yesterday morning. I nearly threw up when the plane shook violently on landing. I feel tired and hungry all the time, I think in part from the tropical humidity which is even worse inside our ( Read more... )

I don't know what the opposite of irony is, but there are times throughout history when things happen that are so appropriate you can't believe they're true. Like John Candy becoming morbidly obese for eating too much confectionary, or Fatty Arbuckle actually being an arbuckle, or Chris Brown's penchant for anal sex. Anyway, New Years Eve was such ( Read more... )

Hello, and welcome to what is fast becoming Chris' stoner diary. I got handcuffed and forced to the floor at work today, the recruit who arrested me cuffed me real fucking tight, so I called him a faggot. I'm getting tired of yelling at people, I've been doing it all week. I think I'm going to develop some kind of negative emotional memory where ( Read more... )

THE OFFICIAL CLIFF YABLONSKI CHRISTMAS STORY

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High. Again. Got stoned at work with Nick tonight, not the first time. But I only get stoned at work when I know I don't have to serve anyone, so it's not so bad, I just watch movies and shit all night. I watched some of Mean Girls tonight, which I thought would be absolute shit but turned out to be really funny and fucked up, like fifteen year ( Read more... )