ive been long absent ( Read more... )

i had a sexually inuendious conversation with coworkers today regarding a sonic dismembrator. i once stuck my finger in it to see what it felt like to have my finger sonicated. it was disappointing and will prolly give me arthritis ( Read more... )

i want to put on escalator shoes and do the back-in-time dance

A woman eating at a Wendy's restaurant in San Jose California found a human finger in her chili. Authorities are running fingerprints on the 1 1/2" long digit to find its owner, who is likely an employee of one of the restaurant chain's food processing plants. Officials claim the body part probably belongs to a woman, saying it was well manicured.<

im sick. started feeling ucky sunday, tuesday was the climax of badness and today is not quite so bad, but still no fun ( Read more... )

the parental units are visiting this weekend. its good to see them, even if the ol apartment is a bit cramped. they spoil me so bad. they brought me tasty mediterranean food from my aunt and my favorite restaurant and are going to be carting my lame ass around all weekend. im thinking maybe the zoo tomorrow, if its nice-ish. if not, well figure ( Read more... )

theres somthing strangely sexual about putting on gloves with half fingers.

i had to hike across campus today to pay a visit to the primate research center to copy an article in their library for my boss ( Read more... )

msn actually had some neat news today ( Read more... )

i was watching 'the cell' last night and got to thinking about the secret inner worlds that are explored (the little boys and the killers ( Read more... )