This is too all you directors/writers out there that think their shit don't stink, your opinion rejecting self-confidence will make you hollow and bush league ( Read more... )

I finally saved enough money and I bought a 
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Disregard my previous new year resolution. i am switching it out for one of my all timers

I want to learn the Ukulele. and by the end of the year i want to be able to play this song.

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Thats my resolution and I'm sticking to it. Not like the beard or working at UPS or getting a dog or gaining passive income.... I swear. no mister half ass on this one.

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I am  going to say that my new years resolution is to write more and to use more colorful figures of speech in my daily conversations.

see you later alligator

-Josh

And now....

Revelation of God

INT. COZY DEN - DAY

long white bearded God sits in a lived in recliner. The room is decorated with fish, deer and nick nacks from around the world. very typical of a mouse lodge. God has been sitting in that chair for the last 500 years mesmorized by his thoughts. He takes a few drags of his white ivory pipe every few ( Read more... )

I wanna see this!!!!!

    I close my eyes and imagine. I'm on a beach in the 1950's. The Women are dressed in different striped one piece and thick black sunglasses, some with the rhinestones, other just black. I'm in the middle; close enough to the hotdog stand to grab a bite or a look. The opposing image is the deep blue ocean.  Umbrellas start to drop from the sky ( Read more... )

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JOIN THE SECRET SQUADRON OR I"LL BUST A RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE   OVER YOUR HEAD!!!

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Take it with a grain of salt, but take it none the less.