Talk about politics

[mr_colbert]

Excuse me? No. Why do I need to talk about politics on my own free time just because you asked me to? You didn't even say please. In case you haven't heard, I have my own tv show on which I talk about politics and get PAID for it. If you want to hear me talk about how this country is going down the toilet due to tree huggers, hippies, the "musical

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[mutantwatch]

So... you never talk about politics on your free time?

[mr_colbert]

Nope. I start getting allergic reactions.