To be great is to be misunderstood.

[mr_colbert]

It's about time you people finally got your heads on straight. Everyone should know that I'm the best dancer. Apparently it took you two years to figure that out. I even had the videos to prove it! I'm not a great dancer... I'm the greatest dancer. Yet twice Tammy and her awards came around and twice she spurned me. Can you even name the winners

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[katie_lloyd]

You're a fantastic dancer. I've seen the footage on YouTube. Also, might I add too, that you're fantastic singer too.

[mr_colbert]

I knew I liked you. I think I should treat Crane, Poole, and Schmidt to a concert. What do you think?

[mr_colbert]

I'm sure there's a compliment hidden in there somewhere.

[mr_colbert]

You should make your compliments more apparent. Maybe something like "Oh Stephen, you're so wonderful!" would be best.

You're wanting me to sing for you right here, right now. Is that it?

[corky_sherwood]

You are a great dancer, Stephen! I'm so glad you won! You deserve it!

[mr_colbert]

True dat, homes! I think you should tell that to Murphy. You at least have good taste.

[corky_sherwood]

I'll try to tell her... but I doubt she'll listen. I'll try to get her to open her mind a little, though!

[mr_colbert]

She could also use opening of another kind if ya know what I mean. I doubt she's getting laid, but I'm not offering.