I'm bored and cranky.

Apr 30, 2007 13:29

Quick. Somebody say something funny and /or snarky.

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profdana April 30 2007, 21:03:45 UTC
Snarky or funny? Okay - here you go:

1. There's no such thing as leprachauns, elves or trolls. You can't talk to tress - that's an acid flashback. And the reason Druids no longer exist is because it was a stupid pagan sect that got wiped out with the beginning of rational, scientifc thought - much like polio, and hopefully one day Momrmonism.

2. "It's not a woman's suit.... At the most it's bisexual."

3. Last year, I had four students named "Jihad." They weren't Muslim. Their paretns were just stupid.

4. Today, one group of students did a lesson on Conrad's Heart of Darkness. They illustrated their presentaiton with a poster. On the poster were small pictures of cannibals eating small, hand-drawn human limbs. Is it gross? Yes. Was it funny? Yes. Also, they drew pictures of slaves on a chain gang, and they were frowning. (Is it too soon to joke about slavery? I don't know.)

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mperrotti76 April 30 2007, 21:09:55 UTC
1. HAHAHAH. Also, polyamorous is a nice word for slut.

2. What?

3. Yep. That's just weird. Were they Kean kids?

4. I'm not lireate enought to entirely get this, but it is funny.

5. Good luck tomorrow. I miss you, boo.

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keightball April 30 2007, 23:10:53 UTC
Re: #4- I think I want the cannibal part of the poster. To put on my front door. You can keep the chain gang.

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tigercelly April 30 2007, 22:06:11 UTC
Matty..

You have so many LJ friends now. Yay!

And now I realize why you messaged me at work. You were really that bored.

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mperrotti76 May 1 2007, 03:23:28 UTC
I know. I rule.

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