1. There's no such thing as leprachauns, elves or trolls. You can't talk to tress - that's an acid flashback. And the reason Druids no longer exist is because it was a stupid pagan sect that got wiped out with the beginning of rational, scientifc thought - much like polio, and hopefully one day Momrmonism.
2. "It's not a woman's suit.... At the most it's bisexual."
3. Last year, I had four students named "Jihad." They weren't Muslim. Their paretns were just stupid.
4. Today, one group of students did a lesson on Conrad's Heart of Darkness. They illustrated their presentaiton with a poster. On the poster were small pictures of cannibals eating small, hand-drawn human limbs. Is it gross? Yes. Was it funny? Yes. Also, they drew pictures of slaves on a chain gang, and they were frowning. (Is it too soon to joke about slavery? I don't know.)
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1. There's no such thing as leprachauns, elves or trolls. You can't talk to tress - that's an acid flashback. And the reason Druids no longer exist is because it was a stupid pagan sect that got wiped out with the beginning of rational, scientifc thought - much like polio, and hopefully one day Momrmonism.
2. "It's not a woman's suit.... At the most it's bisexual."
3. Last year, I had four students named "Jihad." They weren't Muslim. Their paretns were just stupid.
4. Today, one group of students did a lesson on Conrad's Heart of Darkness. They illustrated their presentaiton with a poster. On the poster were small pictures of cannibals eating small, hand-drawn human limbs. Is it gross? Yes. Was it funny? Yes. Also, they drew pictures of slaves on a chain gang, and they were frowning. (Is it too soon to joke about slavery? I don't know.)
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2. What?
3. Yep. That's just weird. Were they Kean kids?
4. I'm not lireate enought to entirely get this, but it is funny.
5. Good luck tomorrow. I miss you, boo.
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You have so many LJ friends now. Yay!
And now I realize why you messaged me at work. You were really that bored.
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