Apartment Above Wellspring Arms, Saturday Morning

[mouthy_merc]

It was a pretty normal Saturday morning, even if Deadpool was only over that night so he could mock Nate in the morning for being all antsy about teaching his momSeriously, the Summers family was just so messed up

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[spring_lost]

Nate had been perfectly fine sleeping away the night, for once-- except that was turning into something shockingly regular. He'd have to get used to relative domesticity, even if it was starting to dawn on him he was maybe already more used to it than he thought.

Of course, then something about the pressure on the bed... shifted.

He was up like a light, having already snagged one of the guns under the pillow. "Who are you?"

[mouthy_merc]

Wade cracked an eye open and also made with the staring at the two pretty hot Asian chicks suddenly in bed with him. "Naaaate, is this an early birthday present?"

"You know--" One began with a frown. "--Who we are," The other finished.

[spring_lost]

Nate might have reached out telepathically, in that moment.

"You're clean," he said, with a definitive frown. That gun wasn't going anywhere.

[mouthy_merc]

"We were bored," One of the cooed, draping herself over Wade. The other poked at the bedspread, wondering why it wasn't split. "And soft."

"I'm not!" Wade replied cheerfully.

...not helping.