Why yes. Yes, Deadpool had noticed it was one of those days again. Because, when he got Jan dressed this morning, there was a Disney ballad about princesses and being pretty.

A Disney ballad, people ( Read more... )

So, yesterday Deadpool had some funny grey spots. Which, you know, easy to write off as a coloring error. It happens all the time! Like that thing with the Hulk that he's green because the inkers were freakin' laaaaazy.

But now it had spread to more grey spots. Which probably meant something was wrong. Since he had that kooky healing factor and ( Read more... )

When Wade woke up this morning, he hadn't been exactly expecting a number of things. First and foremost being the small ginger girl sitting at the end of the super large bed, staring at him. So, he did the reasonable thing and stared back.

"I'm hungry," the girl announced.

This could only end badly for the kitchen.

[[For the other guy in bed!]]

So, Nate was still a dog. Which made for awkward conversations about walkies. And good ones about selling Nate's things on E-Bay when he got all Nate-ish at him ( Read more... )

Nodding off during CNN wasn't reeeaally new with Deadpool. Not in the slightest. Because, well, it was boring. Maybe if they were watchin' something fun like Fox News and drinking every time someone mentioned socialism or Nazis...

Oh, Glenn Beck. Cry moar.But when he had a weird dream about waking up with Vanessa, that was where he was almost sure ( Read more... )

After spending some nice, quality time alone in the woods, Deadpool had decided it was time to come on back to Nate's place. And, you know, check in on stuff.

And things.

Which seemed to mean sneaking in like a ninja. As ya do.

[[For that guy. Apartment modded because I can. I CAN]]

There were some perks to waking up as a seven year old. Boundless energy, super stealth capabilities, water guns suddenly held an interest...

But that also meant he was too short to reach the best cereal. Yes, even if he climbed up on the counter top.

So, there he was. Poking at the idiot in bed to get him up. "I'm huuuungry."

[[For that guy!]]

So, it was snowing ( Read more... )

Hey, someone was still sleeping off that radio and then the handwaved trip to get pizza and bowling afterwards. Don't judge him for staying in bed so long, man. It was perfectly normal.

And warm.

And--oooo! Pillow stealing!

[[For that guy]]

It was a pretty normal Saturday morning, even if Deadpool was only over that night so he could mock Nate in the morning for being all antsy about teaching his momSeriously, the Summers family was just so messed up ( Read more... )