Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

[sith_happened]

[From here!]

"I assure you...madam...that the only person who's seen my love monkey in quite some time is my wife."

[mouthy_merc]

Anakin you bastard.