Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

[multi_madrox]

Sometime during the day a package is delivered to Deadpool's office. In it are documents of an OMGOHSOSEKRIT nature detailing a... plan.

Also included as a down payment are naked pictures of a certain red head with serious vocal talent.

Additionally there are pictures of Bea Arthur. Naked.

Finally there are horribly photoshopped pictures of the red head making out with Bea Arthur.

[sith_happened]

*giggling*

"Hi hi hi hi Deadpool hi hi!"

*click*

[nun_better]

A phone call was made sometime Tuesday afternoon.

"Deadpool! It's the nun! I know you have to do your whole teaching thing, but we still have strippers we need to get before Friday, in case you forgot. Stop by the church or something, maybe we can go tonight?"

Because strippers? Solved all problems. Or, at the very least, they should.

[tricksy_spy]

Aly left a note at Deadpool's office on Tuesday morning.

Didn't want you to feel left out when you found out doing radio. We're playing with explosives today. Stop by if you like.

[multi_madrox]

After hearing the broadcast last night? You know he had to do it.

"SNIKT! SNIKT!"

*click*