Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

[rocksthescarf]

"Whoa, I think you know better than anyone that I am the wrong person to ask for date advice. Unless you're trying to get laid then, yeah, I can help."

[ From here]

[mouthy_merc]

Response here